I’ve got such a one track mind.

I got IMed by a bot on Yahoo last night, I thought perhaps you’d all enjoy our interchange:

dahrkhole: hi…. anyone there?

Alex: yup

dahrkhole: well anyway, guess your not there?

dahrkhole: oh your there ) hi…

Alex: heh

Alex: who is this?

dahrkhole: a/s/l (age sex locatiion)?

Alex: 24/m/MD

dahrkhole: im 27/f/USA. was loookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.

dahrkhole: so what have you bbeen up to Alex?

Alex: another time perhaps, I’m about to head off to bed

dahrkhole: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)

dahrkhole: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please…

Alex: let me guess, you’ve got a great site to refer me to that just requires a credit card number to get started

dahrkhole: i think ill just take that as a yes… being as that im starting to get real horny here.. ool ok?

Alex: haha

dahrkhole: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?

Alex: that’s a great idea. I could use the fresh air.

dahrkhole: tell me what you want mme to do with you while i slip out of my panties

Alex: I want you to go to http://www.youthrights.org and sign up for membership.

dahrkhole: :)

Alex: cool

dahrkhole: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down beteeen my legs and part my moist lips

Alex: if you are reaching for your wallet, then please check out http://www.youthrights.org/donate.shtml we accept all major credit cards and can do checks in the mail.

dahrkhole: :)

Alex: oh yea baby, that’s it, go for the Visa

dahrkhole: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernailss dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat

Alex: haha

dahrkhole: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use tthe link in my profile!

Alex: open my website too! its YouthRights.org

dahrkhole: what doo you think of my pics?

Alex: I think they’d look much better if you were wearing a NYRA wrist band.

dahrkhole: just lounging around in my undies….. u?

Alex: ya know we sell a NYRA thong, maybe that’d be more your style?

dahrkhole: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hol on…

dahrkhole: sorry, I have to take tthis call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there

Alex: hehe, ok, sounds good. good night.

4 Responses to “I’ve got such a one track mind.”

  1. SciVille Says:

    *thud*

  2. ReturnOfTheJ355 Says:

    That conversation is classic. XD

  3. avi Says:

    Look at the ASFAR Youth Truth. They might like the AIM conversation.

    Over 7 years since NYRA broke off over the Age of Consent Issue and they still haven’t learned.

  4. KPalicz Says:

    Check out their discussion list over the last month. Things have exploded because some new guy came along and wanted to really focus on the Age of Consent. All sorts of drama ensued:

    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/asfar/messages

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