Spontaneous Amphibian Combustion

Wow… weird stuff folks. Weird stuff.

More than 1,000 toads have puffed up and exploded in a Hamburg pond in recent weeks, and scientists still have no explanation for what’s causing the combustion, an official said Wednesday.

Both the pond’s water and body parts of the toads have been tested, but scientists have been unable to find a bacteria or virus that would cause the toads to swell up and pop, said Janne Kloepper, of the Hamburg-based Institute for Hygiene and the Environment.

The toads at a pond in the upscale neighborhood of Altona have been blowing up since the beginning of the month, filling up like balloons until their stomachs suddenly burst.

The ponds are not unusual, the toads are not diseased or unusual. They just blow up. How bizarre. Act of God? Violent case of gas? I dunno.

3 Responses to “Spontaneous Amphibian Combustion”

  1. SciVille Says:

    Tonight on Fox: WHEN TOADS EXPLODE!!! Hehehe.

  2. Azadi Says:

    Wait… combustion? Do they just explode, or do they explode in flames??

  3. KPalicz Says:

    They just explode. No real combustion, but it made for a catchy title. Ya know, a play on the term/myth of “spontaneous human combustion”. Work with me here.

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