A George Rogers Clark High School junior arrested Tuesday for making terrorist threats told LEX 18 News Thursday that the “writings” that got him arrested are being taken out of context.

Winchester police say William Poole, 18, was taken into custody Tuesday morning. Investigators say they discovered materials at Poole’s home that outline possible acts of violence aimed at students, teachers, and police.

Poole told LEX 18 that the whole incident is a big misunderstanding. He claims that what his grandparents found in his journal and turned into police was a short story he wrote for English class.

“My story is based on fiction,” said Poole, who faces a second-degree felony terrorist threatening charge. “It’s a fake story. I made it up. I’ve been working on one of my short stories, (and) the short story they found was about zombies. Yes, it did say a high school. It was about a high school over ran by zombies.”

Thank God for his astute grandparents. This demonic criminal very nearly unleashed the Resident Evil Columbine on sleepy George Rogers Clark High School. If they had not so bravely intervened, hundreds of innocent students may have had their brains eaten by merciless zombies. They are true American patriots, and we should give them a high honor for averting the mass zombie take over that would surely have resulted.

As I understand it William Poole also read Harry Potter. No doubt the evil source from which he learned his wicked craft of necromancy. When will the world wake up to the evil in our midst? For her part in this terrible incident JK Rowling should be brought up on charges of attempted murder, corrupting a minor, oh oops, he’s 18, so corrupting an adult!, and aiding and abetting a planned zombie invasion.

Details have come out that zombies are the next weapon in the deadly arsenal of Osama Bin Laden. Thank goodness William Poole was captured, he is probably a leader of al Al Quieda cell opperating in Kentucky, plotting the zombie take over of his high school. Such Harry Potter inspired terrorism must be wiped off the map! By any means necessary!

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